A woman's husband dies, and while at the funeral home watching the
Mortician prepare her husband for final internment, she asked if he
Would cut off her husbands dick for her.
The mortician thought this to be an odd request, but since it was her
Husband, he complied with her wishes and cut it off and gave it to
She wrapped it up and took it home. When she got home, she pulled out
A frying pan, threw some chopped onions, garlic, green peppers, and
Some butter into the pan, and started cutting up the dick.
Her neighbor walked in at this point and saw what she was doing, and
Asked, "What are you doing with *that*??!!"
The woman replied, "Hey, for 35 years I ate it his way, now I'm gonna
Eat it my way!"