Viagra Extra Strength

Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist,
"Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had
Three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep
Me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer &
Takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra
Strength" & says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12
Hours!"

The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up
To the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants.

The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is
Black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places.

Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."

The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
Your dick while it's in that condition?"

Crash says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

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